HORSE  FUN
 

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
- E.E. Cummings
 UPDATED  08/02/2017                     WELCOME


   


      You are never too young
to love a horse (or pony)


Or  to be loved
(and licked) by one . . . .

                    Meanwhile, back at the farm
looking for their young owners . . .  

       


You Might Be A Horse Person If . . .
Author Unknown

  • You get frequent flyer miles without ever being on a plane
  • Hay twine is your solution to EVERYTHING
  • The only hats you own are a safety helmet and a cowboy hat
  • Your horse’s family tree is more complete than your own
  • You are the one stealing all the socks for tail bags
  • You cluck to people and other animals to make them move
  • You own more bobby pins than the beautician m
  • Your dad is concerned about you checking out the body of and
    flirting with a horse instead of a guy
  • You have favorite wheelbarrows, shovels and pitchforks
  • Your nice clothes are the ones without horse hair on them
  • Every paper you write has to do with horses
  • You are more interested in the trailer than the cute guy standing next to it
  • Your horse’s stall is cleaner than your room
  • Your plan your entire social life around horse shows and practice
  • The centerfold of your magazine is a horse…. And there is NO swimsuit edition
  • You say whoa to the dog
  • Your motto is "if you have to ask you can’t afford it"
  • You’d pay $200 + for a show shirt but refuse to pay more than $20 for jeans
  • Your horse has more shoes than you do
  • Your boots and hat are not a fashion statement
  • You spend hundreds of dollars on a show for a 95 cent ribbon
  • Your horses legs are shaved better than your own
  • You are not ashamed to wear a hairnet and enough makeup for twenty people
 


























 

 

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